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R 36 How To Develop Vision in the Local Church

Many agree that vision is vital to any group or organization, and there are resources available to define it and expound its virtues. But how do you actually go about...

B 28 How to Read the Book of Revelation

After 2,000 years, the Book of Revelation continues to both attract and repel. Where should we start in trying to make sense of its bizarre imagery? How do we go...

W 221 How to Prepare and Conduct a Funeral for Readers and Other Lay Ministers

Funeral ministry is both demanding and rewarding, and one that is increasingly being taken on by Readers and other lay ministers.

This excellent overview explores the different elements in the preparation...

eD 28 How to Craft Collective Worship

Many clergy and visitors are invited to lead collective worship in schools, perhaps with little training in teaching or about the school learning context. Many teachers lead collective worship with...

B 67 How to Read Leviticus

Leviticus has a poor reputation. Many people, when reading through the Bible, come to grief here. What is the relevance of a book concerned with the minutiae of forms of...

Y 38 Surviving and Thriving: How to Sustain a Calling in Youth Work

Youth work has sometimes been viewed as the preserve of the young, a misconception that reflects a general shortage of longevity in this vital Christian ministry.

This revealing study offers guidance...


Quick Quips

The recruitment consultant asked me 'What do you think of voluntary work?

I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me.'

I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said,

'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.' He said, 'No, this is for

the custard.'

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper.

He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me…’

I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?'

I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you


I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip

outside my house?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'

This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says 'Audi!'

I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes

first' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'

I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd

been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to

say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me

managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and

asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a

cat in there.

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the

shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two


I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said 'Eurostar' I

said 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the

splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or


I went to the local video shop and I said, 'Can I borrow Batman Forever?'

He said, 'No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow'

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